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How To Deal With Your Baggage.
So. I finally found something this week that annoyed me more than the New York Times, you'll be glad to hear. Manhattan Transfer appears to think he has us girls figured out . Most amusing. Luckily, I am on hand for those needing help dealing with some idiot who calls himself your "boyfriend".
A "boyfriend" isn't the worst thing in the world, as you can always have him killed, unlike your periods, which require major surgery to deal with which can result in scarring you actually care about. To remind us girls how to remain safe and sane through any unfortunate "boyfriend" episode, I’ve created this guide on how to deal with each type of loser.
The Type: The Joker. He thinks he's funny. He's not.
How to Deal: Ditch him.
The Type: The Blogger. Writes arch little pieces of whimsy and tries to convince the world he is a sensitive intellectual.
How to Deal: Kick him in the balls, make him cry, and ditch him.
The Type: Fratboy. Gives you noogies, wants to wrestle with you and farts in bed.
How to Deal: Have six of your largest friends (male or female) attack him with baseball bats. Ensure you break all of his fingers. Then ditch him.
The Type: The Neurotic. Clings to you harder than the smell of last night's kebab.
How to Deal: Have sex with someone else in front of him. Get pregnant. Ditch him. Then take out an injunction barring him from coming within 10 miles of you. If all else fails, have him killed.
The Type: The Slimeball. Thinks he's good in bed. But he isn't.
How to Deal: Point and laugh at his miserable excuse for an erection. Fall asleep during sex. Get publicly engaged to your vibrator. Ditch him.
The Type: The Lawyer. Thinks he's cool. But he isn't.
How to Deal: Hire an escort for him. Tell her to drone on about Austrian economic theory. He will become obssessed by her and will leave you, so you don't have to go to the effort of ditching him.
The Type: The Millionaire. He's got more than enough.
How to Deal: Oh, fuck off. This isn’t one of the problem categories.
The Type: The Slob. Inside those grotty beer-stained sweatpants is a smart, funny, well-dressed man waiting to emerge.
How to Deal: Who gives a fuck? Ditch him.
Posted by eurotrash at 12:31 am |
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1: My decision-vocation looks better every day.
Posted by The Celibate at 12:51 am on 03.31.04 |
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2: You gonna change your mind when I'm done with you, bitch.
Posted by Your cell-mate at 12:55 am on 03.31.04 |
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3: who you callin bitch?
BEEEEAAAATTTTCCCCCHHHH?
Posted by 5150 D-SHU 666 at 1:00 am on 03.31.04 |
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4: Can we have a little (non-sexual) love around here?
Posted by Jesus Christ at 1:06 am on 03.31.04 |
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5: Don't you have a press junket to attend? And do not DO NOT start to whine. Or bleed. Stigmata my ass.
Posted by Mel at 1:11 am on 03.31.04 |
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6: You forgot a crucial category and really, you shouldn’t have, I can tell you’ve been there.
The Type: The Frenchman. Constantly trying to fuck you up the ass, huge cultural superiority complex, cooks well, a bit too physical when drunk.
How to deal: Buy new blue black eye shadow to match black eye, screw both his brothers, become best friends with his mother, dump him and marry a richer Frenchman. Repeat. That’ll larn him…
Posted by samphire at 1:16 am on 03.31.04 |
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7: neurotic? someone who needs a restraining order is closer to psychotic. also, millionaires aren't likely to read blogs. and if there's an opportunist waiting to be killed, check your nearest millionaire psychotic. they've a nose for golddigger sweat and the seemingly discardable, disposable, desperate wretches who produce it.
Posted by bleaching in las vegas at 2:10 am on 03.31.04 |
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8: But... I really love your peaches.
Wanna shake your tree.
Posted by The Joker at 3:09 am on 03.31.04 |
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9: I think maybe I should call Amanda Hesser up and ask her out to dinner. It can be group theraphy for victims of Eurotrash. I wonder if she talks in the passive voice during sex?
Posted by ManhattanTransfer at 3:14 am on 03.31.04 |
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10: Indeed.
Posted by Tad Fried at 3:14 am on 03.31.04 |
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11: Hey, that's our line, Fried. Fuck you.
Posted by Punch at 3:15 am on 03.31.04 |
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12: Indeed.
Posted by Instapundit at 3:16 am on 03.31.04 |
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13: When do I get to have a word in hear?
Posted by Evil Anonymous Double Poster at 3:18 am on 03.31.04 |
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14: Oh, I'm sure you will soon.
Posted by Optimist at 3:21 am on 03.31.04 |
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15: I don't think it's going to work out today, Evil Anonymous Double Poster.
Posted by Pessimist at 3:21 am on 03.31.04 |
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16: I don't think it's going to work out today, Evil Anonymous Double Poster.
Posted by Pessimist at 3:22 am on 03.31.04 |
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18: You may not gamble on the internet.
Posted by Regulator at 3:25 am on 03.31.04 |
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19: I had a feeling we -ors were gonna get in on the action one of these days. Man, I bet we're going to run away with this thing today.
Posted by Speculator at 3:27 am on 03.31.04 |
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20: Your ban on gambling violates the WTO regulations, so it is hereby nullified. Also, you -ors better stop acting up or the ists are going to come back and fuck your shit up. I mean it.
Posted by The Internationalist at 3:29 am on 03.31.04 |
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21: Speak for yourself. I'll have no part of it.
Posted by Pacifist at 3:30 am on 03.31.04 |
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22: You might not have a say, you smarmy pacifier. We're going to refuse to even list you use the -ist suffix.
Posted by Enlist at 3:30 am on 03.31.04 |
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23: Uhm, I hate to point this out but I don't think Enlist is really a proper -ist. Certainly the 'ist' bit isn't a suffix list it is for the rest of us.
Posted by Literalist at 3:31 am on 03.31.04 |
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24: I'm going to create a distracting fog. You guys fuck up the literalist.
Posted by Mist at 3:32 am on 03.31.04 |
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25: Get 'em! Go! Take that! Pow!
Posted by Grist, Fist & Wrist at 3:33 am on 03.31.04 |
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26: Help! Someone help me!
Posted by Literalist at 3:33 am on 03.31.04 |
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27: Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Posted by Pacifist at 3:34 am on 03.31.04 |
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28: Can I get in on this action?
Posted by Cyst at 3:34 am on 03.31.04 |
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29: I won't let you.
Posted by Resist at 3:35 am on 03.31.04 |
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30: And I'm going to make sure we never let you.
Posted by Persist at 3:36 am on 03.31.04 |
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31: This is out of control. Can't we go back to commenting on ET's bathroom and milk monsters?
Posted by Innocent Bystander at 3:37 am on 03.31.04 |
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32: Don't get bent out of shape.
Posted by Contortionist at 3:38 am on 03.31.04 |
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33: **& &*( &*
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&^&%% %$ $*( )) ))))))>> << ??
Posted by Expressionist at 3:39 am on 03.31.04 |
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34: When I invented blogs and comments I did it to provide the opportunity for responsible discussion, not half-crazed battles between gangs of suffixes. This is a misuse of the commenting facility.
Posted by The Inventor at 3:43 am on 03.31.04 |
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35: Just like an -or to try and run things. Look here -or, you mind your own business or...oh, dammit, it's hard to even address you controlling little roundish suffixes, isn't it? Get a proper suffix or fuck off. Except when I said 'or' that time I wasn't addressing you but offering a choice. I hate you.
Posted by Racist at 3:45 am on 03.31.04 |
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36: This is so fascinating that I've managed to light myself on fire with the matches.
Posted by Eurotrash's Empty Pack Of Fags at 3:46 am on 03.31.04 |
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37: A new dish has appeared in Indian restaurants in Scotland.
It is called Chicken Tarka.
It's thought to be similar to Chicken Tikka but a bit otter
Posted by Humorist at 3:48 am on 03.31.04 |
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38: That was not me! I'm funny. That was the least funny joke I've ever heard. It's like something you'd read on SAC.
Posted by The Real Humorist at 3:49 am on 03.31.04 |
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39: I have an idea!
Posted by Wrist at 3:49 am on 03.31.04 |
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40: Hum.
Posted by Humming Bird at 3:50 am on 03.31.04 |
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41: Wrist: Hey Inventor, wanna know how to really piss off the -ists?
Inventor: Aren't you an -ist yourself?
Wrist: But I'm a violent outcastist, bent on revenge against my society because I am not a true suffix.
Inventor: I see. Well, what shall we do.
Wrist: First, grab the hum of that bird.
Posted by Wrist & Invetor at 3:52 am on 03.31.04 |
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42: Now I ming!
Posted by Ming Bird at 3:53 am on 03.31.04 |
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43: Wrist: Right. Now attach the hum to my front.
Inventor: Like this?
Humwrist: That's it. Great. Thanks Doc.
Posted by Wrist & Inventor at 3:54 am on 03.31.04 |
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44: I should have never come to NYC. I new it didn't exist. Now I'm in hiding from the war of the suffixes and Nick Denton's bot army.
Posted by The Ghost of Sac Future at 3:55 am on 03.31.04 |
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45: SAC, you cannot resist. Obvx. Resist is one of us. Therefore you cannot use it against us.
Posted by Exist at 3:56 am on 03.31.04 |
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46: What the fuck is going on here?
Posted by Jesus Christ at 3:57 am on 03.31.04 |
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47: Hey. You're interupting the development of the struggle between me, the Humorist and the Real Humorist. This is what sets off the war of the suffixes and you are discussing it as if it was already underway.
Posted by Humwrist at 3:58 am on 03.31.04 |
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48: See, I told you he wasn't the real funny one. I am. He's an imposter. He's not even funny at all!
Posted by Humorist at 3:58 am on 03.31.04 |
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49: Oh. OK. Sorry.
Posted by Jesus Christ at 3:58 am on 03.31.04 |
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50: Have we missed something here? It's like the non-suffix appendage was planning the attack on the suffix but suddenly you're discussing it like it already happened.
Posted by The Readership at 3:59 am on 03.31.04 |
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51: Often in classical drama, crucial elements take place off stage.
Posted by Classicist at 4:00 am on 03.31.04 |
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52: Disjunction is one of the main techniques of modern art.
Posted by Modernist at 4:01 am on 03.31.04 |
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53: If I may speculate about what has happened here...
Posted by The Expositionist at 4:01 am on 03.31.04 |
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54: No you may not. That is my right.
Posted by The Speculator at 4:02 am on 03.31.04 |
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55: What's happened is that the assassination of SAC at point x+y in the future has resulted in a temporal confusion that is drawing together both past and present. Thus the war of the suffixes is being both begun, fought and ended without regard to normal order of cause and effect.
Posted by Narrator at 4:04 am on 03.31.04 |
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56: I've been sent back from the future to destroy SAC.
Posted by Terminator at 4:04 am on 03.31.04 |
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57: But I'm already dead. Am I a zombie?
Posted by The Ghost of SAC at 4:05 am on 03.31.04 |
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58: Hasta La Vista Baby.
Posted by Terminator at 4:05 am on 03.31.04 |
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59: Danger. Danger. Danger Will Robinson.
Posted by The Robot at 4:06 am on 03.31.04 |
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60: Ech, so I heard this great one from Maccers today...
Posted by Humwrist at 4:07 am on 03.31.04 |
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61: No!
Posted by All at 4:07 am on 03.31.04 |
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62: in sotto voce
And there followed several hours of terrified silence as all fled the scene of another incomprehensible geordie joke.
Posted by Narrator at 4:08 am on 03.31.04 |
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63: I don't think her jokes were ever really that dangerous. You people are over-reacting.
Posted by Hans Blix at 4:14 am on 03.31.04 |
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64: What did you people do to Jesus? He was here, among us, a moment ago. Then the time warp started up and now he's gone.
Posted by The Pope at 4:15 am on 03.31.04 |
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65: They tore Him to bits, piece by piece. It was so bloody that it is hard to explain but I will explain anyway. It was as if they had locked him in the toilet that ET uses only to store her enormous anti-period damning devices. It was worse than torture, it was...
Posted by Mel Gibson at 4:17 am on 03.31.04 |
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66: I'm afraid ET is going to have to let us inspect this so-called bathroom. After all, if it has the power to alter our lives, we should have some say in what happens there.
Posted by Hans Blix at 4:18 am on 03.31.04 |
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67: Is it still inappropriate for me to crack jokes about how we sorta made up the whole wmd thing?
Posted by George Bush at 4:19 am on 03.31.04 |
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68: Humwrist: No. It's funny.
Humorist: No, it's not.
Posted by at 4:20 am on 03.31.04 |
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69: I have a feeling this is going to go on for a while now.
Posted by Speculator at 4:21 am on 03.31.04 |
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70: I know for a fact that it is. I went through the time warp, into the future. There is no pause begining at 3:25. This I know.
Posted by The Prevaricator at 4:22 am on 03.31.04 |
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71: Fancy pants.
Posted by Liar at 4:22 am on 03.31.04 |
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72: I'm still not sure what happens to me in all this. Whats my role here?
Posted by Cyst at 4:23 am on 03.31.04 |
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73: That's what I was going to say!
Posted by The Existentialist at 4:24 am on 03.31.04 |
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74: Right. This goes no further.
Posted by Obstructionist at 4:24 am on 03.31.04 |
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75: Come see the violence inherent in the system.
Posted by The Anarchist at 4:25 am on 03.31.04 |
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76: I'm enjoying this.
Posted by The Hedonist at 4:25 am on 03.31.04 |
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77: No. Really. There now follows several hours of silence. But this is part of the performance. It's like Becket, you see.
Posted by The Narrator at 4:26 am on 03.31.04 |
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78: Since when does a narrator comment on his own show in that way? Its an assault on the audience, on our independence as readers and critics.
Posted by Critic at 4:27 am on 03.31.04 |
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79: Who let an -ic in here?
Posted by All at 4:28 am on 03.31.04 |
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80: Blogs are run by bots! Blogs are run by bots!
Posted by Humwrist at 4:29 am on 03.31.04 |
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81: This will stop at some point right? It's got to I think. The narrative continuity is already broken because the lies of the prevarictor have already been proven to be true. That is, not lies at all. I take this as a hopeful sign.
Posted by The Optimist at 4:31 am on 03.31.04 |
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82: All this shuffling around at night makes me go numb. You all are sleeping on the camp bed if you don't stop.
Posted by The Boyfriend at 4:32 am on 03.31.04 |
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83: I'm not really in the mood for my role right now. It's late.
Posted by The Sexist at 4:33 am on 03.31.04 |
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84: Oh, thanks honey. Me neither. Let's call it a night. Maybe we can have a good argument in the morning before work.
Posted by The Feminist at 4:33 am on 03.31.04 |
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85: Aren't we forgetting something here. I've got the governor of california pointing at gatlin gun he bought from Maccers comments at my head. And I'm alreadydead. He's come too far into the past to kill me because, uhm, I die in the future and then return to the past as a ghost. That would mean that somewhere I'm still alive and well and living in Sacramento. And that the Terminator cannot kill me now because I live to get killed in the future. I'm freed by the power of logic.
Posted by The Ghost of SAC at 4:36 am on 03.31.04 |
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86: Are you following this?
Posted by All at 4:36 am on 03.31.04 |
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87: This is going to end badly.
Posted by The Pessimist at 4:36 am on 03.31.04 |
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88: Hasta La Vista, Baby!
Posted by The Terminator at 4:37 am on 03.31.04 |
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89: bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
Posted by The Gatlin Gun at 4:38 am on 03.31.04 |
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90: .
Posted by The Ghost of Sac at 4:39 am on 03.31.04 |
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91: Hey. That's mine. I was wondering where I left that. Uch said that was the best post ever. I want it back.
Posted by Maccers at 4:39 am on 03.31.04 |
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92: Don't worry, Maccers. I'll get you another one just like it.
Posted by Vice President Cheney at 4:40 am on 03.31.04 |
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93: Hey. Hey. I'm over here. I've been in hiding with the VP but now its safe to come out. At least long enough to fuck up Tim Robbins and that Richard Clarke pansy.
Posted by Krucoff's Cell Phone at 4:42 am on 03.31.04 |
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94: This ending sort of sucks but it was bound to turn out that way.
Posted by The Derminist at 4:42 am on 03.31.04 |
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95: Step off, bud. You're treading on my territory there.
Posted by Pessimist at 4:43 am on 03.31.04 |
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96: I don't understand why Krucoff's cellphone was introduced into this at all. What's the purpose of that?
Posted by The Critic at 4:44 am on 03.31.04 |
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97: Oi! Shut it, you stupid ic or I'll shut it for you.
Fuck, the -ors are in my speech again.
Posted by Racist at 4:45 am on 03.31.04 |
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98: Right. Look SAC's not dead, just his soul. We'll hardly notice. Oh that goodness. And it looks like the war between the suffixes isn't going to happen after all. Amanda Hesser is making a Latte for Dick Cheney. Krucoff's cell phone wasn't here at all, we just imagined it. Looks like alls well that ends well.
Posted by Innocent Bystander at 4:47 am on 03.31.04 |
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99: Another job well done.
Posted by Deus ex Machina at 4:48 am on 03.31.04 |
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100: Another job well done.
Posted by Deus ex Machina at 4:48 am on 03.31.04 |
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101: Woo-ha! Gotcha!
Posted by E.A.D.P at 4:49 am on 03.31.04 |
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103: Indeed.
Posted by The New York Times at 4:50 am on 03.31.04 |
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104: The comments stopped.
Posted by Amanda Hesser at 4:50 am on 03.31.04 |
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105: Heh.
Posted by Contrarian at 5:04 am on 03.31.04 |
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106: Big O. It's show time!
Posted by Roger the Negotiator at 5:05 am on 03.31.04 |
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107: This is disgusting.
Posted by Tim Berners-Lee at 5:06 am on 03.31.04 |
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108: I'm not even going to try. There is no opportunity for responsiblity in this comment section.
Posted by The Moderator at 5:07 am on 03.31.04 |
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109: You find that your fingers are typing "indeed" on the keyboard.
Posted by Manhattan Transfer at 5:10 am on 03.31.04 |
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110: Lawyer who writes arch little pieces of whimsy, damned on two counts I see.
Posted by Liadnan at 6:09 am on 03.31.04 |
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111: does ET get an email EVERY time someone posts? bloody hell.
Posted by antagonist at 6:09 am on 03.31.04 |
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112: ~Blood everywhere. Pieces of badger there under the bed.
~There was a stage at one point, and a gatling gun.
~And one person alive - a very intoxicated and sleep deprived female.
Hm, her shirt says "Tits-on-a-stick."
Interesting.
Posted by Forensic Pathologist at 8:11 am on 03.31.04 |
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113: wow, so much buzzzz in this hizzie!!! where's my lizzie?? gone lezzie? this is mmmmBestiality. like teenage tit freaks, in slooooo-mo. blobvs.
Posted by Uncle Gaybo at 8:51 am on 03.31.04 |
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114: Don't any of you fucking people sleep?
Posted by Somnambulist at 10:46 am on 03.31.04 |
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115: What's wrong with Austrian economic theory? I know just a bit about the subject, you see. Vienna has great coffeehouses, and they're cheap! No dullard, moi.
Posted by Michael at 10:54 am on 03.31.04 |
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116: What's wrong with Austrian economic theory? I know just a bit about the subject, you see. Vienna has great coffeehouses, and they're cheap! No dullard, moi.
Posted by Michael at 10:56 am on 03.31.04 |
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117: Doh!
Posted by Michael at 10:57 am on 03.31.04 |
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118: Good morning.
Posted by Evil Anonymous Double Poster at 10:58 am on 03.31.04 |
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119: michael should be banned from here. he has a serious fucking problem...being an asshole. FUCK OFF LOSER.
Posted by OFOTC at 10:59 am on 03.31.04 |
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120: Dear God. Don't you people ever sleep?
Posted by Eurotrash at 10:59 am on 03.31.04 |
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121: no sleep for the wicked big cocks
Posted by OFOTC at 11:02 am on 03.31.04 |
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122: I'll have none of that bestiality stuff in my playground!
Posted by ASPCA at 11:09 am on 03.31.04 |
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123: Old friend O,
Me? A loser? Have you read your own site lately? It's a nasty, hate-filled, misogynistic shithole. You certainly could benefit from the latest generation of mood-elevating drugs ... and several years of therapy.
Lisette is seriously thinking of banning YOU from this site.
Posted by Michael at 11:15 am on 03.31.04 |
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124: Comment invasion at sac's. And boy does he need it. His all-time comment record is about 5.
Posted by turbulent priest at 11:44 am on 03.31.04 |
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125: michael, oh is she now? are we talking to ourselves again? that must be a fun game you play with yourself all day. you know, it's always the crazies in pharmapalooza who tell others to hop on the meds train. but frankly, my vodka keeps me very happy and the women who surround me don't mind that i hate them. chin chin!
Posted by OFOTC at 11:45 am on 03.31.04 |
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126: Don't forget Indie Fucktard, the one with the "Ithica is Gorges" retro Tee. The sloppy hairdo. The dissection of his tortured soul. The loping slacker owl in Undaroos.
Posted by * at 11:48 am on 03.31.04 |
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127: oh yes. the indie fucktard. classic.
Now get thee to sac
Posted by maccers at 11:55 am on 03.31.04 |
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128: eurotypes. what brought that on? clichéd sadism. cartoonish casting. trite prescription. this HAS to be ghostwritten by overserved.
Posted by meanwhile at 3:48 pm on 03.31.04 |
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129: I was distracted by a "spoon". So sue me, why don't you?
Posted by Eurotrash at 4:53 pm on 03.31.04 |
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130: So when are we going to sac TMFTML?
Heh.
Posted by turbulent priest at 5:25 pm on 03.31.04 |
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131: ET, there goes my theory on who TP is. that comment is too gay for who i was thinking.
oh, shall we go with the inside joke now? ok. i bought a 25 watt type A lightbulb, just for you baby. and before i forget, this site sucks too.
Posted by krucoff at 6:05 pm on 03.31.04 |
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132: ET, you will like this:
http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~nesson/sequencer.html
Posted by sac at 7:40 pm on 03.31.04 |
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133: Yo, I don't mind another hedonist, the more the merrier, but at least give me some credit and call yourself Hedonist 2 or something.
That said, if Michael refuses his meds, can we have them? Cheers. Who's up for another badger party?
Posted by The Original Hedonist at 8:47 pm on 03.31.04 |
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134: It's Ithaca.
Fucktard.
Posted by Rugged Individualist at 8:49 pm on 03.31.04 |
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135: Is there a way to weed out all the comments that don't have to do with How to Deal With Your Baggage?
Posted by Purist at 8:53 pm on 03.31.04 |
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136: I'm working on it.
Posted by Archivist at 8:54 pm on 03.31.04 |
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137: Passive verbs will always be used by me.
Posted by Pacifist at 9:25 pm on 03.31.04 |
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138: Excellent Smithers.
Posted by turbulent priest at 8:33 am on 04.01.04 |
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139: Could you people at least limit your drinking binges to the weekend?
No, Wednesday night is NOT the beginning of the weekend.
Neither is Thursday night.
Forget it. This is like telling politicians to start being truthful.
Posted by Sober at 10:01 am on 04.01.04 |
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140: The White Lesion That Kills — Aneuploid Dysplastic Oral Leukoplakia
"Perhaps the earliest link between oral leukoplakia and cancer was made by James Paget, for whom Paget's disease was named; he also recognized the connection between oral leukoplakia and smoking. Leukoplakia is a clinical term that refers to an oral mucosal white patch that will not rub off and is not attributable to any other known disease. It is considered to be potentially malignant, with a transformation rate in various studies and locations ranging from 0.6 to 18 percent."
--New England Journal of Medicine, April 1, 2004.
Let's watch the smoking, people.
Posted by Michael at 10:38 am on 04.01.04 |
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141: On another important health-related topic --
“Treatment of Infections Associated with Surgical Implants -- About half of the 2 million cases of nosocomial infection that occur each year in the United States are associated with indwelling devices [implants]. Although less common than infections related to catheters, infections associated with surgical implants are generally more difficult to manage because they require a longer period of antibiotic therapy and repeated surgical procedures.”
O, this includes penile implants. You may want to reconsider having the procedure until it is safer. Until then, your blog may be your best outlet for your infantile sexual fantasies.
Posted by Michael at 10:45 am on 04.01.04 |
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142: Michael, I think you would do better with your own blog.
Your thoughts?
Posted by Suggestion Box at 10:49 am on 04.01.04 |
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143: Maybe! I'm a little crazed myself.
Posted by Michael at 11:00 am on 04.01.04 |
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144: Ohmygosh! I misspelled Ithaca! I am truly a fucktard. Now where did I leave my retro green summer camp tee-shirt, my consciously unkempt hair-do, and my feigned indifference?
Posted by * at 11:48 am on 04.01.04 |
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147: yes that def made my day, any advice for asshole brothers that you want o murder?
Posted by E at 12:25 am on 06.21.05 |
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